Showing posts with label News. Show all posts
Showing posts with label News. Show all posts

Saturday, November 28, 2009

Loose Moose

A moose is suspected of murdering a woman in Stockholm, Sweeden. Authorities, who once thought it was the woman's husband, now suspect a moose was the likely killer.
Swedish police say they've cleared a man who was arrested for allegedly murdering his wife after deciding the culprit was most likely a moose.
Sad that the woman died. But strange that they could confuse a killer man with a killer moose.

source: yahoo

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Lies! They Must Be Lies

So the "news" is trying to tell me that there was some "advanced" surgery that took place in Australia. The so-called facts are that the doctors had to work for 32 hours to separate the conjoined twins' "brain tissue," in a difficult procedure. Oh, and the twins were rescued from an orphanage in Bangladesh apparently.

Okay, so lets just go ahead and debunk this story before it gets legs and people start thinking that socialized health care can work.

1) 32 hours of surgery? Yeah, okay, well these doctors don't have any incentive to work hard because they're in this socialized system that refuses to reward their hard work. So there's no way that a doctor in a socialized system is going to work more than 8 hours, let alone 32.

2) separating brain tissue? That sounds complicated. And we all know that in a socialized health care system the smart people are also the ones that are driven by wealth. And since there's no incentive for a doctor to make money in such a system, there's no way these doctors could handle such a procedure. Cause the smart people aren't doctors, they're the ones off capitalizing on capitalism (do you like the word play?)

3) Orphanage? Bangladesh? I know, this has got to be made up, because there's no way a bunch of doctors are going to go use their talents to help some orphans even in a socialized system. That sounds too compassionate. Nice try fake-newscast. But this guys isn't fooled. Were these even real doctors? I mean, complicated surgery in a socialized system, compassion for those who can't afford the surgery themselves. There are a lot of things going on that I can't fathom.

4) Australia? This is how I know it's fake. Maybe if this happened at like Johns Hopkins or something, but I know that this type of advanced surgery doesn't happen in other countries. It's impossible. You know why? Cause they're all socialized so there's no incentives to have more advanced health care. They have to wait for an awesome purely (ha!) capitalistic society like ours to make such advancements. You know, in all reality, the true story is that these twins were on some waiting list for months and they never got the care they needed. Yeah, that's right, cause that's how socialized health care systems work. They don't! ZING!

I wish there was a sarcasm font.

via Yahoo

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

The Constitution Was Not Incorporated Against Louisiana

Despite Loving v. Virginia being announced forty-two years ago, which struck down laws placing restrictions on race-based restrictions for marriage one Justice of the Peace in Louisiana has decided to go rogue and deny a marriage license to an interracial couple. "Why?" you ask? Well because of stereotypes and careful research conducted via informal survey.
Bardwell said he has discussed the topic with blacks and whites, along with witnessing some interracial marriages. He came to the conclusion that most of black society does not readily accept offspring of such relationships, and neither does white society, he said.
That makes perfect sense. Cause it doesn't matter what the Fourteenth Amendment said. Or that pesky Supreme Court. I'm sure they didn't ask what black and white people thought about interracial relationships. No, I trust this guy. He seems reliable and reasonable. And not racist at all. In fact, he says he's not racist.
“I'm not a racist. I just don't believe in mixing the races that way,” Bardwell said Thursday. “I have piles and piles of black friends. They come to my home, I marry them, they use my bathroom. I treat them just like everyone else.”
You read that?! "[P]iles and piles..." no way the dude is racist. They can use his bathroom. I know that I invite pretty much anyone in my house. But I'm certainly most selective about who uses my bathrooms. Acquaintances are forced to go in the bushes outside.

via Houston Chronicle

France > Pirates

France > Pirates
Although France is the rump of many remarks about being weak, girlie, or just generally soft, they still outmatch Somali Pirates.
The crew of La Somme, a 160-metre (525-foot) command vessel and fuel tanker, easily saw off the brazen night-time assault by lightly armed fighters on two lightweight skiffs and captured five pirates, a spokesman said.

"The pirates, who because of the darkness took the French ship for a commercial vessel, were on board two vessels and opened fire with Kalashnikovs," Admiral Christophe Prazuck said in Paris.

La Somme is the French command vessel in the Indian Ocean, overseeing French air, sea and land forces fighting Somali pirates and hunting terrorists under the banner of the US-led Operation Enduring Freedom.

Officers on the ship have directed commando operations to free French hostages in the hands of Somali pirates.

The pirates tried to flee when they realised their mistake but were pursued by French forces who, after an hour-long chase, caught one of the skiffs, Prazuck said.

So, in summation: the French Navy can beat a bunch of mildly armed Somali Pirates. Way to go France. Still amazing that it was you who helped us win the revolutionary war.

This Just in, CNN: Retarded

I've grown to loathe major networks more and more. Particularly because they produce material such as the following, which has no bearing on the actual news. It's sad that this is passed off as "reporting" and that people are getting paid to do this crap.

Saturday, May 9, 2009

The Sunlight is Making Me Paranoid - Near Suicidal



Elefant had this song a few years back. Little did they know, paranoia was the least of their concerns.
Too much sunlight in places like Greenland where long summer days often cause insomnia appears more likely to drive a person to suicide, Swedish researchers said Friday.

Despite a belief that suicides tend to rise in late autumn and early winter months because of darkness, the new findings suggest that places where constant sunlight in summer seasons is a fact of life may be just as dangerous.

The Swedish team studied the seasonal variation of suicides in all of Greenland from 1968 to 2002 and found a cluster of suicides in the summer months.

This seasonal effect was especially pronounced in the north of the country -- an area where the sun doesn't set between the end of April and the end of August.

"We found that suicides were almost exclusively violent and increased during periods of constant day," Bjorksten said in a statement.

"In the north of the country, 82 percent of the suicides occurred during the daylight months."

Most of the suicides involved young men and were violent -- such as shooting, hanging and jumping from high places. These kinds of deaths accounted for nearly all, about 95 percent, of the suicides.

The article goes on to say a lack of seratonin and the combination of no sleep, drives people to kill themselves. Note to self, sleep more and order curtains. And people wonder why I hate the outdoors.

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Snakes...Why Did It Have to be Snakes?

I'm the Asian Indiana Jones. When I was a kid, I made my mom pray at night with me. Amongst a list that included God's prevention of robbers and fires, snakes under my bed were very high on the list. I hate those things.

Well, remind me not to go to TGI Fridays anytime soon. Not only is that spiky blonde haired obnoxious guy from Top Chef their spokesperson, the voice over in the commercial is annoying. And now this:
The US restaurant chain T.G.I. Friday's has asked the New York State Police to open a criminal investigation into suspected product tampering after a severed snake head was found among vegetables.

As part of the investigation, the head was sent to an independent laboratory for testing, and the lab said the snake's head was never cooked.

It has been concluded that the head was placed in the food at some point after the cooking process, the company said.

Best believe I would have freaked out and thrown some type of temper tantrum if this had happened. And I'd probably start calling my mom and asking her to pray that snakes weren't under my bed.

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Thursday, April 30, 2009

Ummmm....There Are a lot of Things That Could Be Said About This



First off, it's weird that the news is even covering this.

Second, why did they only interview black people.

Third, why are people so crazy about getting chicken. I mean, it's a good deal, but not the end of the world if it ran out.

Fourth, the guy says "I've been waiting for this day for a while." Really? Really?!?!?!?!?!

Fifth, where's Dave Chappelle with a good joke when you need him?

Props to Julio for finding this gem.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Wash Your Hands, It's Here

So swine flu is now in Texas. Fantastic. And it's in Houston. I was hoping San Antonio or El Paso would be on the cutting edge of this disease. But alas, the first American death came in Houston.

In Washington, Obama said he wanted to extend "my thoughts and prayers" to the family of a nearly two-year-old Mexican boy who died in Houston, the first confirmed U.S. fatality among more than five dozen infections. Health officials in Texas said the child had traveled with his family from Mexico, to Brownsville on April 4 and was brought to Houston after becoming ill. He died Monday night.
Great....

My condolences to the family. My prayers are with you guys.

For the rest of us....wash your dirty hands. Unless you're the girl who put the sign outside of my door in the library yesterday. You can go make out with a pig for all I care.

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Tuesday, January 13, 2009

This Guy is Awesome

Or not.

Jackass tried to fake his own death.
In a feat reminiscent of a James Bond movie, the 38-year-old businessman and amateur daredevil pilot apparently tried to fake his death in a plane crash, secretly parachuting to the ground and speeding away on a motorcycle he had stashed away in the pine barrens of central Alabama.
Say what? Why would this guy try and fake his own death?
Schrenker was on the run not only from the law but from divorce, a state investigation of his businesses and angry investors who accuse him of stealing potentially millions in savings they entrusted to him.

"We've learned over time that he's a pathological liar — you don't believe a single word that comes out of his mouth," said Charles Kinney, a 49-year-old airline pilot from Atlanta who alleges Schrenker pocketed at least $135,000 of his parents' retirement fund.

Ahhhhh. He's a douchebag. A giant douchebag. That explains a lot. So what really happened?
On Sunday — two days after burying his beloved stepfather and suffering a half-million-dollar loss in federal court the same day — Schrenker was flying his single-engine Piper Malibu to Florida from his Indiana home when he radioed from 2,000 feet that he was in trouble. He told the tower the windshield had imploded, and that his face was plastered with blood.
Then there was the part where he tried to kill himself when the authorities tracked him down after he had faked his own death. Fantastic.

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Thursday, December 25, 2008

News From All Over

Merry Christmas everyone (if it's Christmas and you're reading this)

Santa being tracked by Norad
As of now (11:06 PM) he hasn't made it to Houston, or anywhere in California. He has, however, made it to Hartford, Connecticut, which is close enough to Amherst. More reasons I'm mad at Massachusetts (not really).

Bush is an Indian-Giver
But with good reason. He took back a pardon. Why? Because of the appearance of impropriety. It basically looks like his dad bought the pardon. And I applaud the decision by Bush. But man, it would suck to be Isaac Toussie. "Mr. Toussie, you've been pardoned." "WOHOOOO." [Twenty four hours later] "Yeah, Mr. Toussie, we need to talk....."

Dwayne Wade is AWESOME
He bought a woman a house after her old one burned down. Good story and it's awesome that it's getting main-stream media play. Enough said? I think so.

D-Bag Bankrupted Charity
I know it's hard to read about people losing money, but it's even worse when charities get bilked. Especially by douchebags like Bernard Madoff. And I hate how they call him the 'Wall Street Baron." Call him what he is. The Wall Street Douchebag.

Monday, November 24, 2008

Brief Headlines

Stars of Hoop Dreams Still Keep in Touch.
I remember Hoop Dreams. Not because I saw it (I didn't), but because I remember Siskel and Ebert giving it two thumbs up. Then I noticed it was a documentary and I was confused. But 14 years later, the movie crosses paths with my life again. Article by the Chicago Tribune following the two stars of the documentary. And a good read.

Pardon Me?
Who President Bush might pardon as he gets set to exit office.
My favorite: "Scooter Libby: You Betcha!"

Rhodes Scholar / Defensive Back / Seminole
Good story about Florida State Safety and pre-med student (and now Rhodes Scholar) Myron Rolle. They had an excellent story on him on ESPN on Saturday morning (despite being done by Jeremy Schapp whom I despise) before it was determined whether he was getting the scholarship or not. Dude was flown out to interview and stayed till around 6PM and flew back to meet get to the 7:45 game. Tell me that's not awesome.

1/5th Getting Less High in Amsterdam
That's probably not true. But they certainly have shut down more of their famous "coffee shops" to comply with new laws that prohibit the shops from being within 250 meters (what the hell is a meter?! I only know feet and inches) of schools.

Citibank gets lifeline, phones a friend
I wish my name was Citibank, cause I'd be getting a bailout. Alas, I'm just me, and I won't be getting squat, despite my bank account slowly approaching zero the closer we get to the end of the year.
Moral of the Story: large companies with analysts trained in money management, forecasting, etc. can screw up and get handouts from the government. I cannot. (side note: IRS, WHERE'S MY STIMULUS CHECK!?)

The Dumbest Thing I've Read All Day (It's still early)
Apparently Minorities in California fear that because of the recent turnout on Prop 8 the government might take away rights from any group it pleases.
Even a USC LAW professor agrees....
Problems:
1) it was voted on, so I don't think it's really the big, bad "government" taking away a person's right.
2) that's pretty unintelligent considering I don't think same-sex marraige has ever been ruled on by the Supreme Court as being a fundamental right.
3) Mr. USC Law professor is forgetting that one thing, what's it called, oh yeah, THE FOURTEENTH AMENDMENT.
4) Pretty sure there's a good chance this is going to the Supreme Court. Wonder what will happen in light of Lawrence v. Texas.
Regardless, USC LAW professor = idiot.

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Brief Headlines

Ryan Gomes Needs to Get Some Major Publicity ASAP
...we’d be remiss if we didn’t shine a spotlight on what Ryan Gomes is trying to do across the country. Gomes wrote a letter to all Division I Men’s and Women’s basketball coaches, athletic trainers and other hoops staffers, trying to raise money to get AED’s (automated external defibrillators) in every single one of their gyms. Gomes isn’t just a sponsor for this project. He started this foundation.

For more on the foundation, click here. We need more people like Ryan Gomes.

What's up with Michael Vick
Crazy to see his fall from "grace." In all honesty, he should have known better, but I think the punishment is pretty harsh. Stripped of everything. The dogs apparently have a better life than he does now. He makes 12 cents an hour. And Georgia and the IRS apparently want a million back in taxes. Let's hope he makes a comeback. It's never good to see someone lose everything.

Courtney Bryan, NFL Player, turned Arby's Worker, Turned NFL Player
After Bryan got cut by the Dolphins, he went to work at an Arby's because he was bored. Then he got picked back up by the Dolphins. Interesting story.

This Would Suck

Michael D. Hausfeld returned to his office after a meeting to find a notice on his chair telling him he'd been voted out as chairman of the Cohen Milstein Hausfeld & Toll law firm in Washington.
I'd be a little shocked too.....

Finally, How to Cope with Loss if You're James Bond
Highlights include:

Step One: Look slightly surprised for two seconds.

Step Two: Go on as if nothing happened.


The awesomeness continues. Check it out

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Cruisin for a Newsin

Checking out news that's going on:

Walgreens cannot sell cigarettes in San Francisco.

I love CA, but my professor is right, it's the land of fruits and nuts. This is just retarded. Is SF turning into a fascist city?

Sarah Palin reads everything to keep up" with what's going on.

Rather than getting into things like boring specifics, Palin kept it vague. When asked by Katie Couric what she reads to keep up to date with what's going on, Plain responded that she reads everything.

McCain will now have a different answer.

McCain is apparently selling off one of his homes. Now the number will have to change when he's asked how many homes he owns. The house has a 6-car garage, and AN EXTRA GARAGE. There's nothing wrong with having nice things. Hell, if you've earned it, go for it. But whoever designed this house is a moron. A well-planned design would remove the need for AN EXTRA GARAGE. I've never thought to myself, "you know what I could really use? An EXTRA GARAGE." In summation, the architect should be punched in the throat.

Family Receives $28 million for Big Dig Accident

Back in 2006, part of a tunnel collapsed on a woman's car in Boston, killing her. It was pretty sad and pretty scary. The Big Dig was Boston's move to put all of the city's highways underground. It took something like 10 extra years and millions (probably billions) of dollars more than originally anticipated. If I recall, Senator Ted Kennedy even asked for federal funds to aid the project. There are also major rumors that the project was the last big organized crime job. Regardless, driving in the tunnels freaked me out. Especially when word came out that there were air pockets in the cement because it was done wrong, and that there were leaks in various areas. So...at least if you're killed in the tunnels, your family is getting paid.

PIRATES!

People laugh when I make pirate jokes. But pirates are very real and still a threat. In fact, if I made a top-10 list of modern threats, they would probably make the "honorable mention" list. So off the coast of Somolia (hey, there's another place we tried to help that is in shambles), pirates have apparently hijacked a Ukranian ship. But this isn't an ordinary Ukranian ship. This one happens to have 33 T-72 tanks, rifles, and heavy weapons, which apparently includes rocket launchers. The pirates want $20 million for the ship. What happened to just wanting to search for burried treasure? What happened to pillaging and burning?

Robin Meade is hot.

Okay, this isn't news. I was just watching the news with her on it, and I thought I'd share with the readership how hot Robin Meade is. Not exactly a great newscaster, but at least pleasant on the eyes.

Friday, September 12, 2008

Summing Up What's Happened So Far

I did not write this. But I agree with a lot of it. Although the blind right-wingers will put some spin on this.

It's important to say that I am not a certified left winger. I consider myself a centrist. Which is the purpose of much of my writings is to show that there is bias. That there are a million ways that the media and the right or left spins things. For a long time though, I've been overwhelmed by the right wing. Let's take an example of what I've seen first-hand.

My friend Jayson likes to tell me to watch FoxNews since they're so fair and balanced. But in watching this morning with Jim, I see "Hurricane Ike will be a category 4 storm by the time it hits land." Umm, really? Cause EVERY other news station, nationally and locally is saying category 2 or category 3. So where did this information come from. Then there's the photo they showed of what Houston will look like-post storm....half of it gone. Again, they're the only one predicting eminent disaster...Strange isn't it. The FoxNews hype train doesn't just end with politics, but all facets of society. Go ahead and try and explain it my friend....but really, when you're sitting here, waiting for the storm to hit, and FoxNews is blasting falsities while EVERY OTHER MEDIA OUTLET IS NOT....it really discredits anything that they report.

Anyway, without further ado, (quasi) objective views vs. Right-Wing Spin.

If you are a Democratic male candidate who is popular with millions of people you are an “arrogant celebrity”. If you are a popular Republican female candidate you are “energizing the base”.

If you’re a minority and you’re selected for a job over more qualified candidates you’re a “token hire.” If you’re a conservative and you’re selected for a job over more qualified candidates you’re a “game changer.”

Black teen pregnancies? A “crisis” in black America . White teen pregnancies? A “blessed event.”

If you grow up in Hawaii you’re “exotic.” Grow up in Alaska eating moose-burgers, you’re the quintessential “American story.”

Similarly, if you name you kid Barack you’re “unpatriotic.” Name your kid Track, you’re “colorful.”

If you’re a Democrat and you make a VP pick without fully vetting the individual you’re “reckless.” A Republican who doesn’t fully vet is a “maverick.”
If you spend 3 years as a community organizer growing your organization from a staff of 1 to 13 and your budget from $70,000 to $400,000, then become the first black President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter registration drive that registers 150,000 new African American voters, spend 12 years as a Constitutional Law professor, then spend nearly 8 more years as a State Senator representing a district with over 750,000 people, becoming chairman of the state Senate’s Health and Human Services committee, then spend nearly 4 years in the United States Senate representing a state of nearly 13 million people, sponsoring 131 bills and serving on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran’s Affairs committees, you are woefully inexperienced.

If you spend 4 years on the city council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with less than 7,000 people, then spend 20 months as the governor of a state with 650,000 people, then you’ve got the most executive experience of anyone on either ticket, are the Commander in Chief of the Alaska military and are well qualified to lead the nation should you be called upon to do so because your state is the closest state to Russia.

If you are a younger male candidate who thinks for himself and makes his own decisions you are “presumptuous.” If you are an older male candidate who makes last minute decisions you refuse to explain, you are a “shoot from the hip” maverick.

If you are a candidate with a Harvard law degree you are “an elitist-out of touch” with the real America. If you are a legacy (dad and grand dad were admirals) graduate of Annapolis, with multiple disciplinary infractions, you are a hero.

If you manage a multi-million dollar nationwide campaign, you are an “empty suit”. If you are a part time mayor of a town of 7000 people, you are an “experienced executive”.

If you go to a south side Chicago church, your beliefs are “extremist”. If you believe in creationism and don’t believe global warming is man-made, you are “strongly principled”.

If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and left your disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, you’re a Christian. If you have been married to the same woman whom you’ve been wed to for 19 years and raising 2 beautiful daughters with, you’re “risky”.

If you’re a black single mother of 4 who waits for 22 hours after her water breaks to seek medical attention, you’re an irresponsible parent, endangering the life of your unborn child. But if you’re a white married mother who waits 22 hours, you’re spunky.

If you’re a 13-year-old Chelsea Clinton, the right-wing press calls you
“First Dog.” If you’re a 17-year-old pregnant unwed daughter of a Republican, the right-wing press calls you “beautiful” and “courageous.”

Friday, April 25, 2008

News, Life in a Flash

Updates and various things I haven't been blogging about due to excessive studying.

  • I turned my AC on for the first time in a while. Yeah, it's hot in here, but I still suffer through the sweatiness. And trust me, I'm a sweaty guy.
  • Blog Saves Life In Egypt It's just like those sketchy Egyptians to lock an American up and deprive him of due process. But a blog saved his life. He sent a text to the blog (how the hell does that work?) and word got out and he was released three days later. Unfortunately, his translator has disappeared. Figures. I lived with an Egyptian for a while and he was kind of dirty. When I was doing all of those dirty dishes I felt like I was deprived of due process.....
  • Something bad is going to happen to Brett Favre Maybe he's retired, but getting the Madden cover has never been a good thing. Ask Shaun Alexander. The guy doesn't even have a job anymore. So yeah, not only will Favre never come back to the NFL, he'll lose all his money and his Wrangler jeans will now render him infertile. Way to go Brett. At least you saved some poor NFL sap his career.
  • Can I Dip My Curly Fries into a Milk Shake? Now I don't advocate this type of behavior, but who am I to tell someone not to do something that (a) is completely and utterly disgusting and repulsive to my existence, and (b) symbolizes American values. So anyway, yeah, Arby's just bought Wendy's. Weird huh? Always figured that it would be the other way around. But somehow, Arby's five for five (.99) must have earned them some extra revenue. On a side note, I like both restaurants, although one almost always makes me sick (cough, cough, WENDYS). And their finger infested chili is overrated. I'll always have a soft spot for Arby's. Although I hated the roast beef when I was a kid, it's the bomb now. Plus they were the first ones I knew who served curly fries (!) And they have a ton of variations on potato foods. Loaded potato bites, potato wedges, the classic french fry....actually now that I think about it, way to go Arby's.
  • NY is Still Employing Retarded / Racist Cops RIP Sean Bell. Almost two years ago, Bell was shot by the NYPD on the night of his bachelor party. Only he was shot (or shot at) FIFTY TIMES. How messed up is the NYPD? And their excuse? They suspected that someone in Bell's party had a gun. SUSPECTED. One officer Cocksucker fired at Bell 31 times. Um...last I checked, handguns don't hold 31 bullets, meaning he had to reload. Now I've been following the story for a while now, and I don't remember the details, but I'm almost positive that no one in Bell's group fired back. I don't think they even found a gun. If I recall (and I may be wrong) there was something to do with a car and the police claiming it was being used as a weapon. Regardless of the details, an officer, unless involved in a fire fight, should never, under any circumstance fire 31 shots at anyone. This is complete crap and just another reason on the growing list of why to Hate NY. Oh, did I mention Bell was black?
  • The World May Be Nearing the End Here's the scenario. Interpol warns about possible Al Qaeda attack. Al Qaeda attacks Chinese Olympics. Chinese retaliate via nuclear weapons because they don't care what the world thinks and the U.S. is in their pocket because of the horrendous amounts of money we borrow annually (thanks Iraq war!). The U.S. does God-knows what because we're essentially retarded in foreign relations. The anti-Christ rises (figures, he's Chinese). All hell breaks loose. Apocalypse. I repent. World ends. I'm bummed that I didn't get to become a lawyer.

Friday, April 11, 2008

Boston Fan an Idiot

Now, I'm a Red Sox fans by all means. Yeah, I'm also a self-admitted bandwagon jumper as I really didn't care much for baseball from the mid-90s strike until the 2004 ALCS game where the Sox came back to destroy the Yankees. But upon moving to Massachusetts, I did notice how dumb a majority of the fans are. Most of them have seemingly forgot that their is life outside of sports and instead to dedicate the majority of their existence to wearing Red Sox clothing, talking about how great the Red Sox are, and being general proponents of the Sox even in the off season. Thus is the life of nutty fan. But fans rarely deter me from liking a team itself (but see the RAIDERS).

Sox fan sabotage

But the NY Post has a story about a Boston fan / construction worker possibly jinxing the new Yankee stadium by placing a Red Sox shirt in the concrete poured in the stadium. First, this guy is a true moron. Why put a Sox shirt under the VISITING team's locker room? Why not under the Yankee's locker room? Now, I'll admit, baseball players are the most superstitious of all the American athletes, but this is just purely stupid. Do you really think that a t-shirt will forever jinx a stadium? Maybe what will jinx them is all of the money spent on high profile players as opposed to developing a viable minor league system with players not named Joba Chamberlain? Second, is a jinx really news? Really? There is no scientific evidence that jinxes actually exist. Rather mere speculation, and mostly coincidence that is attributed to jinxes. Did the Sox really go without a World Series for so many years because there was a curse? No! They didn't win because winning a World Series is hard for teams to do (see Kansas City, Seattle, San Francisco, and any other team with an extensive drought of World Series victories or without a championship at all).

In summation. Both the construction worker and the NY Post should be beaten mercilessly. The construction worker for high-fiving himself in his mind for such a 'great' idea and the NY Post for posting a potential jinx as news.

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Quick Hits

In the interest of less blogging and more actual productivity, news in a flash.

  • Drug Runners now using $1 million submarines. Drugs are bad.
  • Michigan do-over vote for Democratic primary is unlikely. Somewhere, Hillary is crying.
  • Speak of Hillary, her First Lady transcripts show that she was at the White House when the Lewinsky affair went down. I didn't think that kind of information was going to be revealed from these transcripts. But then again, if you can't keep track of your own spouse, can you monitor your own country? Maybe I'd rather not have her answering the phone at 2 AM....It also serves as proof that President Clinton was a true jackass.
  • Wide-spread flooding likely. New England, you're on the list.
  • Argentina is a few years behind us. This video shows an 80-year old man driving a car into a crowd of people. Geez, this happened like 3 or 4 years in the U.S. Get with the times Argentina. Then again, I don't think our geriatrics's car accident was on film. Touche.
  • How to deal with a problem player before he really becomes a true problem player? Cut him. So long Cedrick Wilson.
  • My condolences to this woman and her family. I didn't know there was such thing as a 'jumping eagle ray.' More reason to not go on small boats.