Ashley Todd Sucks

Earlier this week, Ashley Todd was attacked by a 6'4" black man who robbed Todd for her money after she was leaving the ATM, and then he saw McCain support bumper sticker and decided to attack her, sexually assault her, and carve a 'B' into her face. The nerve of that guy! We should find him and bring him to justice. The only problem is....he doesn't exist!


That's right, little Ms. Todd made the whole thing up. The police aren't sure if she carved the 'B' into her own face or had someone else do it, but she has admitted to making the WHOLE THING UP. I have a few questions for this woman.

1) How was it carving a letter into your face? In retrospect, don't you think that was kind of silly? I mean, what were you going to gain? You couldn't have the fake attacker arrested and then sue him for your injuries....but then again, who knows what's going on in your head.
2) Why a "B" and not an "O" in your made-up story. I think an "O" would have made more sense. But then again, making up this story didn't make a whole lot of sense, so I doubt we'll see eye-to-eye anytime soon on your "strategy."
3) Why did the fake attacker have to be black?
4) Why did he not only rob you, but sexually assault you? This kind of goes along with the "why was he black" question. I'm not going to jump to conclusions, but I'm pretty sure you're a racist You're racist.

In summation, this woman sucks. What does doing this accomplish for you? Or even this: what did you hope to accomplish for the candidate whom you support? To imply that Obama supporters are ravenous criminals? Does that really reflect on the candidate? Regardless, get help lady.