I Wish I Could Be This Guy

Man eats 15 lb. burger?!

This guy ate a 15 lb burger, plus 5 lbs in lettuce, tomatoes, bun, etc. Oh, and one cup of ketchup, mustard and mayonnaise.

The guy did it in under 5 hours.

He also won a few hundred bucks for doing it.

It reminds me of Greg Giraldo's standup where he talks about how fat we are as a country and how we eat, and eat, and eat. I'd post the video, but I'm too lazy to look it up.

Cause this Always Makes Me Laugh

It's my birthday. I'm cramped up in the library trying to churn out an appellate brief. Needless to say this has been a crappy day. Well not that I'm big on birthdays, I'm just not big on sitting in a library all day when there's not a final to study for (yet). Oh and then there's the Federal Income Tax reading I need to do....fun stuff.

Then there was the start of the day (I'm writing Pulp Fiction style apparently) where I walked out of the house with umbrella to move my car into the garage and returned soaking wet because of the torrential downpour. I had to take off my dress shirt and iron it just to get it to dry. It hasn't been a terrible day. Lots of well-wishing on Facebook and a few on myspace. Can't say that I'm being neglected or anything. And Julio bought me my favorite pasta from the 13th floor for lunch. I didn't, however, get any free redbulls delivered to 4023.

Anyway, I needed to re-post this cause Brooke and I have been having a good laugh over it as of late. Plus it's my birthday. I'll recycle content if I feel like it!



And of course, the original (classic). MOP, warehouse live on monday, Who's coming with Brooke and me?!

It's About Time

McCain steps up and cleans up his campaign somewhat. The misleading commercials, the misleading rhetoric has got to stop. OBAMA isn't an Arab. Whether or not you believe in his political agenda is one thing. But he's an American. He's not a terrorist...this backwoods, ignorant mentality needs to stop. American politics are so polluted at times by uneducated voters. And that's not elitism. That's more of a shot at how our educational systems are failing us.