Question of the Day

Q: OMG What did I just do?

I don't know where else to turn, help me Yahoo! Users. I think I've done something very wrong. I have been really worried about this swine flu. I live near the Mexican boarder in Cali. I have (or had) a pet pig and I just fed it a whole bottle of pain killers so he would die and I wouldn't get the swine flu from him. :( I think I overreacted. My parents come home in 2 hours. What should I do?! Need help ASAP.

Best Answer: thats just wrong go outside ( or where ever u keep it) and shove ur finger down its throat to make it throw up NOW!!

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Quote of the Day

I take the little gummy bear Flintstones vitamins…I try not to eat the lady. I try not the eat the man. Just give the me car. I try to find the car. Yea, worst case scenario, I eat the lady.

Ron Artest

I love this man.


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Quote of Today

You might remember that when the Hornets lost in Dallas on Friday night despite Chris Paul's 42/9/7, Paul said: "It's not about how I do. It's about how we do." Well, CP3 proved himself wrong during Sunday's rematch with the Mavs in the Big Easy by going off for 31 points, 9 rebounds and 17 assists...pretty much single-handedly destroying Dallas in the process. And I don't mean just the team, I'm talking about the entire city of Dallas AND the entire 357-episode run of the TV series (retroactively).

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Quote of the Day

"I guess this is where I should remember that, before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."

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Early Running for Quote of the Year

On WWE RAW, William Regal sealed the deal with, “My New Year’s resolution is to wake up 30 minutes earlier every day, so I can despise everyone longer.”

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