Good Cop, Baby Cop

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Smooth genius. That's what you get for being a part of jackassery.

A Panda and a Puppy

As a founding member of the panda buddy system, I find myself getting entertaining emails. Also, as a person who likes dogs, I get pictures of dogs emailed to me on occasion. Apparently one panda went on a trek today with Jim to go get coffee. The panda returned with photos of a little chocolate Labrador. Unfortunately, this panda (me) was sleeping snoring underneath a desk in the library and couldn't immediately celebrate the photographic awesomeness of it all. But after hibernating, I awoke to some photos in my inbox. Enjoy

Big Ticket is Kind of a BIG JERK

Look at him, he's about to dunk on poor Glen "Big Baby" Davis' head. And that's his own teammate. What a jerk (yes, my lazy attempt at photoshopping a picture consisted of two searches, once cut, one paste, and a drag).

Actually, KG apparently yelled at the bench after they played an abysmally and blew the C's lead over the Trailblazers last night. The starters had to come back in and save the lowly bench.

Garnett had his own issues with Big Baby. After getting some tough love from KG when the C’s backups got worked over in the aforementioned Portland run, Baby had a meltdown on the bench and was literally crying and screaming at people …

I don't know what's worse: making your own teammate cry, or the fact that your own teammate cried. Said Garnett after the game:

We gotta stay together man....I'm trying to inspire the guys, make sure we stay together that's all

Yes, inspire them by making them cry. I know whenever I need inspiration, I ask my friends to yell at me and say hurtful thing. Only then, when the tears are shed, am I at my best. The problem always seems to be that I can't see anything through the tears.

The reporter went on to ask KG about what he'd say to Big Baby.

I'll probably get real deep with him, try to understand what he('s) going through right now.

Kevin, I'm not a detective, scientist or a psychologist; I'm just a lazy blogger. But I'm pretty sure you hurt the kid's feelings. Also, you caused him to cry on national TV, meaning you probably said something pretty jacked up. But then again, you're KG and you've turned into an arrogant jackass.

via Dime and ESPN

now let us all remember Adam "The Stache" Morrison

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Journey,"Separate Ways." I command you to love it.

Office Space Bunnies

Dedicated to Julio, who wants to prank "Milton."


Water balloons ain't such a bad idea buddy.

Run Juice, RUN...

...straight to prison.

Ya' done SON.

OJ got 15 years today. And while it's not enough karmic retribution for alleged crimes of the past, it's something.

We're sitting in the library, laughing about what a retard OJ is. I mean, really, he dodged such a bullet back in the day. And then he got into trouble again. So in addition to the fifteen years, he should get kicked in the nuts, once a day, everyday for the length of his sentence for being a douchebag.

Thankfully, the transcript from the sentencing has been published.

Here's the highlights.

"I stand here today sorry, somewhat confused. I feel apologetic to people of state of Nevada."

Read: How do I not get immunity for being OJ? It worked last time....
OJ, you took a gun into a room and held a memorabilia collector up.

"I didn't want to steal anything from anybody,"

Ummm....your actions indicated otherwise. I think OJ's definition of "steal" is a little different than the one those of us with "morals" have.

"I just wanted my personal things. I was stupid. I'm sorry. I didn't know I was doing anything illegal. I thought I was confronting friends. I thought I was retrieving my things. I didn't mean to hurt anybody and I didn't mean to steal anything"

READ: I confront people I like with weapons all of the time. That's how I confronted....oh, wait. Stupid OJ, stupid, stop revealing the truth...
Really? Confronting friends. With a gun?

Thankfully, the Judge stepped in to correct OJ on where he was a bit retarded misguided in his remorse.

"Everything in this case was on tape...And its your own words, Mr. Simpson, you own words ... that that brought you here to this seat in my courtroom. The evidence in this case was overwhelming...You went to the room. You took guns. You used force. You took property, and in this state, that amounts to robbery with the use of a deadly weapon."

This further solidifies the notion that OJ has no conscience, or recollection of reality.

Time to pay the piper Juice.

Wearing Gold Spandex Pants

Thanks Avery. Now if you'd only keep blogging, I'd actually add you to the blog roll.

Wu-Tang: The All NBA Team

The Rap Up has a dope post on the Wu-Tang All NBA Team.

Here are the pics. Trip over to the site to see the more in-depth look.


The Chef Raekwon as Boom Dizzle - PG


Ol Dirty Bastard as A.I. - SG

GZA the Genius as Dr. J - SF

Ghostface as Karl Malone - PF




Method Man as Shaq - C



RZA aka Bobby Digital as Phil Jackson - the Coach


This is one of the sickest things I've ever seen. Check the Rap Up for more.

Things to Do While at the Gym

I can't go to the gym. Why? Cause I'm trapped in the library studying. But that doesn't mean I can't make myself feel better about it by watching people at the gym.