Scab

My old roommate Drew (or Dru Down, as I called him) and I used to watch the Celts games on TV when we were living in MA. They were on all the time of course (big ups to NESN, I miss the Sox games). Back then (all of three years ago) they were terrible and the games were pretty tough to watch, but I liked Rondo so I dealt with it (this is when they had SeaBass, Al Jefferson, Ryan Gomes, and a few other guys who I don't care to look up right now). We used to laugh at Brian Scalabrine and what a horrible player he was/is. We even decided to start calling him "Scab," and not as a term of endearment. He just isn't good. And since the Big Three entered the scene, he gets nearly zero tick (which is what he deserves). Unfortunately he takes up a roster spot, and he apparently has a FIVE YEAR, FIFTEEN MILLION DOLLAR CONTRACT. Ughhh....and here I am, in law school.

But now Scab has a theme song, and it's truly awesome.