Run Juice, RUN...

...straight to prison.

Ya' done SON.

OJ got 15 years today. And while it's not enough karmic retribution for alleged crimes of the past, it's something.

We're sitting in the library, laughing about what a retard OJ is. I mean, really, he dodged such a bullet back in the day. And then he got into trouble again. So in addition to the fifteen years, he should get kicked in the nuts, once a day, everyday for the length of his sentence for being a douchebag.

Thankfully, the transcript from the sentencing has been published.

Here's the highlights.

"I stand here today sorry, somewhat confused. I feel apologetic to people of state of Nevada."

Read: How do I not get immunity for being OJ? It worked last time....
OJ, you took a gun into a room and held a memorabilia collector up.

"I didn't want to steal anything from anybody,"

Ummm....your actions indicated otherwise. I think OJ's definition of "steal" is a little different than the one those of us with "morals" have.

"I just wanted my personal things. I was stupid. I'm sorry. I didn't know I was doing anything illegal. I thought I was confronting friends. I thought I was retrieving my things. I didn't mean to hurt anybody and I didn't mean to steal anything"

READ: I confront people I like with weapons all of the time. That's how I confronted....oh, wait. Stupid OJ, stupid, stop revealing the truth...
Really? Confronting friends. With a gun?

Thankfully, the Judge stepped in to correct OJ on where he was a bit retarded misguided in his remorse.

"Everything in this case was on tape...And its your own words, Mr. Simpson, you own words ... that that brought you here to this seat in my courtroom. The evidence in this case was overwhelming...You went to the room. You took guns. You used force. You took property, and in this state, that amounts to robbery with the use of a deadly weapon."

This further solidifies the notion that OJ has no conscience, or recollection of reality.

Time to pay the piper Juice.