Quick Hits

In the interest of less blogging and more actual productivity, news in a flash.

• Drug Runners now using $1 million submarines. Drugs are bad.
  
• Michigan do-over vote for Democratic primary is unlikely. Somewhere, Hillary is crying.
• Speak of Hillary, her First Lady transcripts show that she was at the White House when the Lewinsky affair went down. I didn't think that kind of information was going to be revealed from these transcripts. But then again, if you can't keep track of your own spouse, can you monitor your own country? Maybe I'd rather not have her answering the phone at 2 AM....It also serves as proof that President Clinton was a true jackass.
  
• Wide-spread flooding likely. New England, you're on the list.
• Argentina is a few years behind us. This video shows an 80-year old man driving a car into a crowd of people. Geez, this happened like 3 or 4 years in the U.S. Get with the times Argentina. Then again, I don't think our geriatrics's car accident was on film. Touche.
  
• How to deal with a problem player before he really becomes a true problem player? Cut him. So long Cedrick Wilson.
• My condolences to this woman and her family. I didn't know there was such thing as a 'jumping eagle ray.' More reason to not go on small boats.