If you're not bristling with anticipation, I cant understand why. I know I have since contemplating this post while driving in an hour ago....
1) Ann Coulter - if you can't understand why, think she's hot, relevant, right or not a racist add youself to this list. In fact, punch yourself in the face.
2) Barbara Streisand - she thinks she has a "good" side that she needs to be photographed from. FYI lady, you're ugly on both sides. My sister used to watch Rosie o'donnells show when we were younger and I distinctly remember Streisand wouldn't come on unless the set was flipped to film her "good" side. Even in the 90s streisand annoyed me.
Speaking of Rosie o'donnell...
3) Rosie o'donnell - I know i've complained on here before, but man, I hate her. I hate her so much. Particularly for that awful mockery of speaking Chinese towards the end of her time on the view.
4) alex rodriguez - he's a douchebag, a Yankee, fake, and he has purple lips.
5) lebron James - like ghey-rod, he's a douchebag, a whiner, and was crowned "the king" before he played his first NBA game. I don't doubt the talent, but the media hype and the poor loser thing is disrespectful to the game. The whole "I'm-taking-my-ball-and-going-home" attitude is pathetic. Obviously after punching him I'd run. Although he's a super-athlete and would catch me and pulvurize me.
Honorable mention: all the bad drivers on the road - driving slower than the flow in the left-most lane: unnacceptable. Doing it while on the phone: downright obnoxious. Or there's the two-lane slide into my lane. Hello...jackass. Unnecessary brake guy, aka sir brakes a lot. Ughhhh the list could go on forever. My favorite is the guy lost in a residential area that slows down to a crawl, impedes traffic going both ways only to speed up (cause he/she wasn't paying attention to anything around and failed to have any courtesy foe abyone around) right when you go to get around that persons car. This nearly causes an accident and then you are stared down and/or given an obscene gesture. Fabulous
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I think Ann Coulter is often wrong about things (aren't we all sometimes?!), but I believe she makes some really great points about certain topics. I hope that doesn't make you want to punch me in the face!!! (she is human too- check out this column from a few months back- it really humanized her for me http://anncoulter.com/cgi-local/article.cgi?article=309 )
I think it's time for a happy post Dave, your blog is starting to get depressing!!! Hope all is well!!
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