We Are All Witnesses....To How Douchey Lebron Is

They lost. David Stern, the City of Cleveland, Nike, Vitamin Water....all of these people are crying into their drinks right now. After waltzing into the conference finals (they're in the Eastern Conference), the Craboliers (as Basketbawful likes to call them) finally met their match. Make all of the excuses you want: Lebron was their only player; they didn't have enough depth; blah blah blah blah. Fact of the matter is, they had the best record this year in the NBA. So don't give me that crap. But this isn't the regular season. This is a best of Seven series. And this team has flaws. Such as the Lebron: All Iso, All the Time trick by Mike Brown. Figure out how to slow that down and there's a good chance you can win. And that's what the Magic did.

Look, the Hawks are still young, and were injured throughout the series. The Pistons....a shell of their former selves who mostly looked disinterested during their series. The Magic, they are a legit team.

And they proved it last night when they closed out the Cavs. And then King Crab angrily stormed off the court. And out of the arena. And skipped the mandatory post-conference.

So there's his true colors. A little girl who takes his ball and goes home when things don't go his way. Who was all about joking around and laughing and being a general dick on the court during the regular season, then can't stay around and face the heat when he loses. We are all witnesses. Lebron ain't the king. He ain't ready to be the king. The king is bigger than that. Nah, Lebron is wearing a fake crown. And he just got outted for what he is. I'll grant that he's the best player in the NBA. I mean, I think it's not even close. But this game is the game. You gotta have respect for It, and for the players who play it. Lebron showed last night that he's all about himself. That's it.