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Merry Christmas everyone (if it's Christmas and you're reading this)

Santa being tracked by Norad
As of now (11:06 PM) he hasn't made it to Houston, or anywhere in California. He has, however, made it to Hartford, Connecticut, which is close enough to Amherst. More reasons I'm mad at Massachusetts (not really).

Bush is an Indian-Giver
But with good reason. He took back a pardon. Why? Because of the appearance of impropriety. It basically looks like his dad bought the pardon. And I applaud the decision by Bush. But man, it would suck to be Isaac Toussie. "Mr. Toussie, you've been pardoned." "WOHOOOO." [Twenty four hours later] "Yeah, Mr. Toussie, we need to talk....."

Dwayne Wade is AWESOME
He bought a woman a house after her old one burned down. Good story and it's awesome that it's getting main-stream media play. Enough said? I think so.

D-Bag Bankrupted Charity
I know it's hard to read about people losing money, but it's even worse when charities get bilked. Especially by douchebags like Bernard Madoff. And I hate how they call him the 'Wall Street Baron." Call him what he is. The Wall Street Douchebag.