Get Your Starbucks

Stock.

Starbucks isn't doing so well. Maybe it's because they charge exorbitant prices for coffee. Just a guess.

Net profit for the fiscal fourth quarter ended September 28 dropped 97
percent to $5.4 million, after Starbucks took $105.1 million in charges related
to its restructuring and turnaround efforts.

No, that's not a misprint. Ninety-seven percent drop. Wow. Maybe you need to drop your prices and close the Starbucks located on every other block and inside the mall in between those two blocks. Not that I'm some whiz of a financial advisor, but I think you've over-saturated the market a-la MF Doom, who dropped 5 albums in 2004 and 15 total since 2001. So, in summation, Starbucks is to coffee what MF Doom is to indie rap (I never was good at those analogy sections on those standardized tests).