If I was less lazy, I'd make a list of the top 50 celebrities I'd like to get bit by a shark (bit, not killed). On that list, Ryan Seacrest would be somewhere between #5 and #15. And every day, I'd hope he'd get bit along with the 49 other celebrities.
Well, my dreams came true. Ryan Seacrest got bit by a shark. And he made my day in the process. So, I salute your misfortune Mr. Seacrest. Unfortunately the rest of your life seems to be great, you talentless hack......
Ironically, it's also Shark Week on the Discovery Channel.
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