Tuesday, May 6, 2008

[(Car + Packie) x Alcohol] / Baseball = Death

For now, the Yankees have one in the life series against the Sox. We must accept that this will forever be an ongoing rivalry, and for now the Yankees have drawn first blood.

In Nashua, New Hampshire (LIVE FREE OR DIE!!!) a Yankees fan and a Red Sox fan got into an argument, most likely about who is the better team (does it matter?), and the Yankees fan, in typical Northeastern-style rage....ran him over. Oh, and did I mention that the Yankees fan was FORTY ONE?

What sparked this madness? A bunch of Sox fans chanting "Yankees suck." So in response, she got in her car, and drove at the group of people, accelerating the entire time. She claimed she just wanted to scare them, and she thought they would get out of the way....yeah...okay lady.

In her defense, it is New England and perhaps she thought they were left-over British imperialists. If that's the case, she was just doing her part to continue to rid our nation of tyranny and oppression. Or not.

1 comment:

brooklyn said...

10 points for the usage of 'packie'! at least this makes it all the clearer that yankees fans are retahds.