Car Jumping

Can we all agree that Kobe didn't really jump a car that was driving full speed at him? Please? Seriously, anyone who thought he actually jumped over a car that was driving at him, please, shoot yourself. In the head. And try not to miss, I don't want my taxes going to keeping you alive. Kobe did not jump over a car because: 1) he would not risk his own life with a car (albeit an expensive car) driving full speed at him, and 2) Nike, the Lakers, the NBA, and anyone else he has an endorsement would see that, and absolutely ream him. Please also notice that it was in promotion of a Nike shoe, furthering the idea that they would not endanger his life. Not saying that he couldn't jump over a car, but that he didn't jump over the car.

Anyway, with that said, check out this video:

Now that is real. and it's real because I saw other footage of the guy before he was in the commercial from an Akron news station. And the news never lies to us....